My Mom let me jump in the water today. But they
all laughed at me 'cause my butt has gotten so big
over the last three weeks that it kept sinking in the
water. But I showed them, I made it back to shore
and out again a couple of times. Now I'm really stinky
and I have to have a bath. What's a porkchop? That's
what everyone is calling me....I thought my name was
Bailey.
